The next in line for questioning was Mouse. She came running onto the stage and the first thing she said to Devil was that she nearly called in sick. The flu is going around and she feels like she is coming down with something. But she has so much to do. She can’t afford to lie idly in bed for a day or two, as she is trying to organise the Dede Christmas Party. Weather permitting, they all want to go out to the beach somewhere and that is a major undertaking. Forty puppets…. it is not an easy feat.
Devil didn’t say much, he just waited until she had finished talking and settled down a little.
“Take a deep breath, Mouse” he said finally “it will be all fine. Are you ready then?” Mouse nodded eagerly and got her notepad and pen out while Devil read out the three questions.
1. What do you want for Christmas?
“Peace and quiet” Mouse said instantly, but Devil made a sign she should wait until he had finished.
2. If you could do whatever you wanted, what would you like to do?
3. What is the biggest downside of being a Dede?
Mouse waited. It was obvious she thought there must be another question. “In your own time” Devil invited her to give her answers.
“Sorry, what was that again?”
“What do you want for Christmas?” Devil repeated. Mouse laughed hysterically. “I thought that was just chit-chat, but it was the first question.” Mouse got more and more frazzled.
“You said peace and quiet before” Devil reminded her to get her back on track.
“Yes, I personally want to have some quiet time, but don’t you want to know what I want for all the Dedes or the world?”
“The interpretation of the question is totally up to you!” Devil explained. Mouse looked in the air and after a while she succumbed: “No, I can’t think of anything else. I will go with peace. That is what I want for Christmas. So on to the second question… what is the biggest downside….”
‘That was question Number 3, but you can answer it first if you like” Devil interrupted
“No, no, we will do it in the right order. So what was question two again?” she asked. Devil read it out once more: “If you could do whatever you wanted…”
“Yes, yes, yes… Why would I want to do something different? I have a good standing in the Dede world. Everybody knows me, I know everybody. Plenty of things for me to do. No, I have no wishes to do anything else!”
“You don’t want to see your relatives in Europe, for example?”
“Ahhhhh, is that what you mean? I thought you meant what I want to do for work. You need to be a bit clearer with your phrasing! And no, I don’t want to see my relatives in Europe, how would I get there?”
“So, what’s your answer then?” Devil asked to clarify.
“What is your question?” Mouse countered.
“The question is ‘What would you like to do’….”
“I know, but you need to be a bit more specific”
“But Mouse,” Devil started to get agitated now “the whole idea is that the readers find out something about you. They want to hear how you interpret the question. Otherwise I could ask you closed questions that you can only answer with yes or no!”
As Devil got louder, Mouse noticed she might have pushed it a bit too far. She had no intention to aggravate the host and she backed down: “Okay okay then, my answer is, I am blissfully happy with what I do!”
“Can we move on then?” Devil asked with a sigh of relief “So your last question is, what is the biggest downside of being a Dede?
“My first thought when I heard the question was that we are not waterproof and can only go out in sunshine, but I will change my mind… The biggest downside of being a Dede is that we are dependent on humans. One in particular, our artist. She made me say all these things, and I came across real ditsy today, didn’t I? So please don’t forget, it wasn’t really me! Honestly, I am not really that ditsy.”
How do you rate Mouse’s answers
dedepuppets 
thought provoking last answer….
yes, every so often I get my share :)