The voting for the head of the investigation into the cancelled email has closed now. There is a big surprise! We got another vote last night from far-away India and after counting all the votes, there is a tie…. Two of the candidates, Bobby and Clay Head have exactly the same amount….
This is unprecedented – there is no rule about this situation in the Dede Puppet Voting Handbook. So what to do? My first idea of course was that I should have the casting vote. But on second thought, this is not the best idea. The Dedes resent me already for making up all the rules. If I had the casting vote, the whole election would be rendered a mockery, wouldn’t it? I could have put forward my candidate in the first place and not gone through the whole election process.
In the end I discussed the issue with Philosopher, who has a really good head on his shoulders. I was hoping he would go for Clay Head, after all he had put him forward.
Far from it!
“There is no doubt,” Philosopher said, “Clay Head, as an outsider will do a great job.” But he also agrees with the reader Whichwillitbe, who voted for Bobby: The young ones should be given a fair chance. How can they gain experience when the old farts always get the best jobs? So his suggestion is that both of them will head the investigation together. This will take the pressure off Bobby as it is his first job outside the Academy and he can learn a lot from Clay Head‘s expertise. Clay Head will get some recognition and a foot hold back into the Dede world (We all have the feeling, he regrets converting into a clay head.)
By the way, Bobby will get his colours this afternoon.
Yay… I backed a winner!!! I am a bit concerned about whether Clayhead and Bobby will be able to agree on anything.. are 2 heads really better than 1?? Can I come along to the presentation of Bobby’s colours?? You questioned my name.. quite appropriate in this case…..
Yes, you are right, we will have to see how it goes. Theoretically it is a match made in heaven, but that is just theory… Isn’t it!
Unfortunately the presentation of the colours is a very private affair… Only close family (eg Dedes and myself). No friends. I assume you already a friend of Bobby, even though he hasn’t been inducted officially .
Well I must say, Philosopher has come up with a brilliant idea. Shouldn’t you award him with something for making the decision?
I am glad you like Philosopher’s decision. He really has lived up to his name here, didn’t he? To be honest, I have favoured Clay Head myself. But this really is the best solution.
If the case is successfully solved, I would really be pleased… Has been haunting me for weeks altogether now
I only hope, that Whichwillitbe isn’t right and these two can’t work together. I am pretty sure we will get a better idea by tomorrow.